Today we decided that we already knew everything about writing papers and that our time would be better spent choreographing and writing music for an re-imagined musical version of Things Fall Apart set in futuristic Taiwan. The year is 3030, yams have overtaken the planet. Only one man can save us. We used our time today to design costumes, build sets, and hold auditions for the role of Okonkwo. Dress rehearsal is scheduled for tomorrow, please come prepared.
Alright, fine. We spent today revising and polishing our final drafts for Things Fall Apart. You have a final work day tomorrow, with your paper being due Friday by 10pm on TII.com.